If “Area Moms Solve Problems of Nation, World During Weekly Coffee Date” isn’t already an Onion article, then it very well should be.

elleninennui:

These suburban mothers have all the answers, I’m tellin ya. Or at least they think they do. Among the gems of their Starbucks conversation this morning: “I wish those politicians would just work together! Just get together and figure out the budgets!” “Oh Denise, YOU should run for office. You have my vote.” “But I don’t want to do it! I just want them to do it.” Oh ladies, you’re so right. YOU’RE SO WISE. 

(I… I just should not eavesdrop anymore.)